funny letter

Hi, my motive write this letter to give know you somthing. I WANT TO CUT CONNECTION US. I saw you play wood three in front my eyes. So i break connection to pull my body from this love. I have think about this very cook-cook. I know i clap one hand only. I don't trust you again!! You are really crocodile land!I don't want you to play-play with my liver. I have been crying until no more eye-water. I don't want banana to fruit 2 time..

try to translate to BAHASA MELAYU...